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  Click here if you're an ASSHOLE
das but
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my mom called the cops on me for being an asshole this morning. THat has to register pretty high on the asshole scale.
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Shiny New Kid said:I was a complete and total asshole today. I didn't mean to be though.

I was in the supermarket and a woman started smiling at me. I thought she must be smiling at someone else so I ignored her.

About 5 minutes later it suddenly struck me who she was. I'd met in a disco about 6 months before, her first night in town, her older sister had told her what a good guy I was and I'd laid on the charm and she'd come home with me. We spent the next day together and had a great time and she was very sweet, then I lost her phone number.

So as far as she knows I picked her up, fucked her, didn't call her and then blanked her in a supermarket.

She must think I'm the biggest asshole in the country, but I didn't mean to be DAMMIT!! I really liked her! Its just my brain is not that good at recognising faces



You are an ASSHOLE! Not just a regular asshole but a lying, bullshitting ASSHOLE!
Shiny New Kid
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. said:You are an ASSHOLE! Not just a regular asshole but a lying, bullshitting ASSHOLE!



I know.

I feel really bad. She was a really nice girl.

Its assholes like me that turn sweet friendly women like her into bitter bitches.

BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!
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ASSHOLES!
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WhASSSUPP ASSHOLES?!
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REPLY TO THIS THREAD YOU ASSHOLES!
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Shiny New Kid said:I was a complete and total asshole today. I didn't mean to be though.

I was in the supermarket and a woman started smiling at me. I thought she must be smiling at someone else so I ignored her.

About 5 minutes later it suddenly struck me who she was. I'd met in a disco about 6 months before, her first night in town, her older sister had told her what a good guy I was and I'd laid on the charm and she'd come home with me. We spent the next day together and had a great time and she was very sweet, then I lost her phone number.

So as far as she knows I picked her up, fucked her, didn't call her and then blanked her in a supermarket.

She must think I'm the biggest asshole in the country, but I didn't mean to be DAMMIT!! I really liked her! Its just my brain is not that good at recognising faces



Especially asian girls. They all look the same. Even more so in Southeast Asia
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Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, and handicapped people make handicapped faces.
TheNiceNazi
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I didn't used to be an asshole but my family and friends turned me into one.
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. said:Come on ASSHOLES! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?!

they meet at justin sane's house on monday for training and fellowship.
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Obongo and his Jew cabinet are assholes!
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TheNiceNazi said:I didn't used to be an asshole but my family and friends turned me into one.



How did they do that, asshole?
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Didn't Anderson steal this whole schtick from Frank Zappa. Nothing is original anymore.


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Mr. Anderson is the biggest asshole of them all!
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How come you ASSHOLES aren't posting tonight?!?!?!??!!
das but
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. said:How come you ASSHOLES aren't posting tonight?!?!?!??!!



to be quite frank, you had only asked us to "click"
















....asshole
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I'm just an asshole on Prozac.
das but
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Old BIddy said:I'm just an asshole on Prozac.



how's that working out for you
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das but said:how's that working out for you



The Prozac makes me less of an asshole. I'm pretty neutral.
das but
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das but said:how's that working out for you



The Prozac makes me less of an asshole. I'm pretty neutral.



I got a script for prozac when I was 13. First time I took it, I got fucked up...speedy like. So when I took it after, I was expecting that! No such luck, I ended up flushing the lot of them down the toilet. Never had them prescribed again.

If I could meet a doctor that would prescribe me 60ct oxycontin 80mgs a month, I would very much behave myself. Promise
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I went through several anti-depressants before I settled on the Prozac. See a shrink. They love prescribing meds.
das but
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. said:I went through several anti-depressants before I settled on the Prozac. See a shrink. They love prescribing meds.



I do not believe that medicating myself would do much. There are things not worth sacrificing, like creativity and natural anger. I've tried a bunch of different depression meds from peoples medicine cabinets and it all makes me feel horrible. I can't understand how any of that shit could ever motivate anyone to do anything.

Makes me feel brain dead and lazy but hyper at the same time.
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das but said:
. said:How come you ASSHOLES aren't posting tonight?!?!?!??!!



to be quite frank, you had only asked us to "click"
















....asshole



I will take that as a compliment! I'm an ASSHOLE and so are you!
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das but said:
. said:I went through several anti-depressants before I settled on the Prozac. See a shrink. They love prescribing meds.



I do not believe that medicating myself would do much. There are things not worth sacrificing, like creativity and natural anger. I've tried a bunch of different depression meds from peoples medicine cabinets and it all makes me feel horrible. I can't understand how any of that shit could ever motivate anyone to do anything.

Makes me feel brain dead and lazy but hyper at the same time.



Quit hijacking my thread, you ASSHOLES!
TheNiceNazi
Mostly Nice, just a little Nazi

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. said:How did they do that, asshole?



They are liars, thieves, and assholes?

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