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This happened at WORK? How did you get out of work? Just walk out with a shit stain on your shirt?

I was wearing two shirts and most of it got on the undershirt, although some stained through to the overshirt a little. It was really soggy for some reason. The worst part was taking the undershirt off because I had to pull it off over my head.

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I was wearing two shirts and most of it got on the undershirt, although some stained through to the overshirt a little. It was really soggy for some reason. The worst part was taking the undershirt off because I had to pull it off over my head.

So you're walking around at work with no shirt on because you shit on yourself!?

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That has happened before. Not.

But I see where you are cumming from

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So you're walking around at work with no shirt on because you shit on yourself!?

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No, I took off the undershirt and wrapped it in some paper towels, then threw my overshirt back on and tucked it in. I couldn't leave till lunchtime so I had to stash the undershirt in my desk drawer for about 2 hours. This happened during my morning shit.

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This is the most disgusting thing I've read in a very long time. If this is true, how did nobody notice the smell?

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When I was a kid one time I shit my pance. It was soggy diarrhea and it dripped down my leg. Worst experience ever.

projectdecember said:

When I was a kid I used to shit directly in front of the toilet on the ground at school in protest of the establishment known as the toilet. Plus it really pissed the teachers off.

pance.shitter said:

Ever drop a deuce in the urinal? That was my signature back in middle school.

projectdecember said:

No but iv'e done the infamous upper decker. Urinal is brilliant and a quick shocker.

pance.shitter said:

Not familiar with the upper decker. Poo on the ceiling?

pance.shitter said:

Not familiar with the upper decker. Poo on the ceiling?

projectdecember said:

Its where you shit in the upper part of the toilet where the flushing mechanism is.

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I know of a different upper decker. It's kind of like a strawberry shortcake where you jizz on a girl's face and then punch her in the nose.

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One time I was taking a shit after a particularly heavy night of drinking. It was one of those shits that you have to really push and then it pops out at lightning speed. So sure enough, one popped out and splashed my ass a little, so I got up to take a look. Lo and behold, the bowl was completely empty. It stank, and I knew I felt it, but nothing in the bowl. Turns out it came out with such force that it slid up and stuck itself under the rim of the toilet bowl. I tony hawked it.

projectdecember said:

Its where you shit in the upper part of the toilet where the flushing mechanism is. It makes the water shitty when the bowl refills with water!

THAT WAS YUO!

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are you guys ok?...